Out of my way! I’m a photografologist!

My old man kindly donated his superseded camera to me at Christmas, together with several enthusiastic lectures on its various functions. In deference to his unprecedented generosity, I’ve had to wander around the countryside taking photos of things that are neither drunk selfies nor my boobs.

IHNIWIAD

Photo-ing is way harder than it looks.

Well that's not creepy as balls.

Well that’s not creepy as balls.

It's art, not incompetence.

It’s art, not incompetence.

I used the 'warm' colour setting because it was 38 degrees Celsius that morning.

I used the ‘warm’ colour setting because it was 38 degrees Celsius that morning.

"Are you sure Mecca is this way?"

“Are you sure Mecca is this way?”

OM NOM NOM I'M A TREE

OM NOM NOM I’M A TREE

National Geographic, here I come.